How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
Ian Lurie Feb 14 2008
Valentine’s Day is the greatest marketing scheme ever created.
As a marketer, I can respect that. So I used a Valentine’s Mad Libs creator my company developed to write one to my first professional love, internet marketing:
Dear Internet Marketing,
My love is like a hot red Google Logo. Your tibia is timelessly beautiful and makes me want to scream sing it to me one more time. When I first saw you at Prodigy my heart went bzzzzrrrrtttttt modem beeps. I cannot live without the knowledge of your SEO goodness coloring my life. I love you more than kit kats and would give up Starcraft forever just to hear you laugh like a naked mole rat‘s PPC PPC PPC.
Deepest Love, the internet marketing geek |
I created this Valentine’s Day mad lib at American Stationery, and you can too!
Ian Lurie
CEO
Ian Lurie is CEO and founder of Portent Inc. He's recorded training for Lynda.com, writes regularly for the Portent Blog and has been published on AllThingsD, Forbes.com and TechCrunch. Ian speaks at conferences around the world, including SearchLove, MozCon, SIC and ad:Tech. Follow him on Twitter at portentint. He also just published a book about strategy for services businesses: One Trick Ponies Get Shot, available on Kindle. Read More
